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  Alien Night Before Christmas (1)

Posted to alt.alien.research by E. L. (nyceddie@webtv.net) on 2001-12-24.
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and pouring down rain,
Not much was working,
especially Ray's brain.

He stared at his monitor
in the usual way,
When from Ed comes a message,
"Please send me more hay!"

The kooks were nestled
all snug in their beds,
While visions of gang-probes
danced in their heads

'Ms. M' was a-ranting
while Ben took his nap
When Twonky discovered, "
My shit tastes like crap!"

When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter,
Caused by Ed the horse
as he fell over the ladder.

Away to the window
Ben flew like a flash,
While Ray yelled "cops"
and flushed down his stash.

Out in the taverns,
A few kooks were drinking,
Hoping that alcohol
would un-fuck their thinking.

When all of a sudden
the door opened wide,
In came an alien who shouted,
"There's a talking horse outside!"

The kooks all jumped,
full of great glee
When Twonky proclaimed,
"My piss tastes like pee!"

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