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  An Assville Christmas Fantasy

Posted to soc.sexuality.spanking by JamesHill@Altavista.net on 1998-12-10.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Assville
There was nary a flame,
Not one Nil!

The bottoms were tucked in,
All snug in their bed
Although one or two
Was a shade more than red.

And moma in her handcuffs,
And I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When all over Assville -
There arose such a clatter,
I peered over her ass, to see what was the matter.

And out on the lawn
Was a sight to behold
Why it was most of Assville
The Young and the Old.

There was Bori, and Bookbabe,
And Joni and Swen,
There Jule, and Papa,
And more ladies and men.

And all of Assville
Had one and all A strange look on each face -
And was staring wild-eyed
At the sight that took place:

For there in the snow
And I swear this took place!
Were Klonda and Duchin
Their bodies locked in embrace.

Now some say it was consensual
And some say it was not -
But by the moonlight was clear
The spanking was hot!

And so we all watched
This sight to behold,
And what joy came to Assville,
The young and the old

And so many years hence,
Still the story was told,
Of the Christmas in Assville,
When all flames were on hold.



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