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  Gay Night Before Christmas (1)

Posted to alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen by Anonymous on 1997-12-06.
Twas the night before Christmas and all alone I sat,
so I turned on the computer for some on-line chat!
Into a room I entered quite caustiously,
when all of a sudden, someone I.M.'D me.
He described himself and sounded like a real cutie
But I didn't want to sound trollish or all tricky.
So I asked the boy "do you have a lover?"
And when he said no-------I invited him right over!!!
I washed my face and combed my hair
threw open my closet-"god, what should I wear!"
And then came a knock---I opened the door.
I asked him to step in so I could see him more.
Then with amazement and great surprise
stood antonio sabato right before my eyes!
This can't be real! I must be dreamin'!
There I stood with my boner, lawd, iwas creamin'!!!!!
He smiled and reached out. Boy, I was ready.
His grip was firm and hands-very steady!
It took just a moment---it didn't last long.
Then with a smile and a wink, antonio was gone.
But I really can't bitch, no need to complain.
Now if I can only remember the man's screen name.hmmmmm?

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